procrastistudying

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.

Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.

by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

Procrastineating

Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.

If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.

by JeradS May 12, 2011

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

Poocrastination

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.

"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination

by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010

procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

by Gnarwall April 19, 2011