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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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Pist

A discreet way of referring to the actions of Rick Ross, Chris Brown, and Scott Archery, along with countless others
Bro that guy is a straight Pist.
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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Pist

The highest level of anger you can possibly reach.

The hierarchy of anger is as follows:
1. Annoyed
2. Frustrated
3. Upset
4. Enraged
5. Pissed
6. Pist
When I lost my polo at the golf tournament I was upset. When I asked Ross if he saw it there and he said no but the next day I saw him wearing my polo to work I was Pist!
by Spix Macaw August 2, 2021
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Pist

The highest level of anger you can reach in the hierarchy of anger.

1. Frustrated
2. Upset
3. Angry
4. Enraged
5. Pissed
6. Pist
When I lost my polo I won at the golf tournament I was upset. When I asked Ross if he found it and he said no but the next day I saw him wearing it at work I was Pist.
by Spix Macaw August 5, 2021
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Pistola De Vitila

A term or phrase given to an otherwise shit gun, people around the world use this to explain how shit WWII guns were or any gun they hated.
John: Dude you know the M1 Garand is Pistola De Vitila?
Bill: Wha- What the fuck does that even mean.
John: I dunno just looked on Urban Dictionary, it just mean that gun is shit.
Bill: But... M1 Garand isn't even shit?
by DiamondDude4288 August 7, 2021
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Pišta

Pišta is an international term for any artsy person or a person with art-related skills, which is not specifically professionally dedicated to art.
Whoa their guitar skills are amazing too bad they don't do concerts or something.
Yeah they don't want to really they're just like a Pišta you know what I mean?
by such a Pišta October 27, 2021
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pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)
That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.
by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021
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