Peter Wacker

A Dick

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper

by Porquenugget December 29, 2017

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006

Sneaky Pete

When a guy &/or girl makes a move on someone passed out.

Last night after that chick passed out he tried to sneaky pete her.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009

peter

(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.

by jozer0 August 2, 2016

Peter parker

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Peter

Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.

Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."

by Succ_a_peenie_69 November 16, 2018

Good Lookin' Dick, Peter

1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.

2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.

1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"

2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"

by GlennMatthews August 13, 2012