laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

clit pauser

The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"You are being such a clit pauser right now Becky."

by Clit pauser master February 20, 2018

cocoon phase

A period of development for a young adult.

Dad, I'm just going though this cocoon phase. One day, I'll evolve into something beautiful!

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Binge Phase

When a person plays a game too much over the course of a few days or weeks, then one day tries to play it, and gets sick of it immediately, and gets off. They will then not be able to stomach the game for several days until the phase passes.

Friend #1: "Hey man want to play come Call of Duty?"

Friend #2: "Can't man I'm going through the binge phase with it right now"

by SoulHound January 2, 2019

parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse

I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.

by Rakis March 15, 2019

haze phase

A confusing period in a person's life.

He was going through a haze phase with his parents.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020