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Has two definitions,

1) Meaning "One who Pauses"
2)The opposite of a Player-A man who doesn't manipulate or trick people. He also has long-lasting and meaningful relationships with women.
1)

Person 1: I gotta pee.
*presses pause button on remote*
Person 2: YOU PAUSER.

2)

Male: Hello, I do not manipulate or trick people & I also take pride in having long lasting relationships with woman.
Female: Nahh. You're such a Pauser. I want a man who disrespects me and takes me for granted.
Male: ):
Pauser by Laurroar January 10, 2011
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poo pauser 

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
poo pauser by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009
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The Pauser 

A movie scene where an important plot photo or written document is flashed up close for a few seconds in a film. One must rewind and pause to read exspecially if drunkin or stoned.
There are five CIA operatives we are hunting notice the one in the russian field jacket "camera shows "the pauser" close up of a photo for 3 seconds" that is your first target. His name is Sam a resturante owner located in Anchorage, you have 27 hours make it look like a cooking accident.
The Pauser by phatalaskan August 1, 2012

pee pauser 

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
pee pauser by Kalisiin September 26, 2010

clit pauser 

"You are being such a clit pauser right now Becky."
clit pauser by Clit pauser master February 20, 2018

Passerine 

A Sleepy Bois base fanfic made by blujamas found on Archive Our Own that’ll break your tiny tiny heart. A story about a King, a Prince, and a soldier. A story about immortality and the effects of being a god. It’s worth the read even if you don’t know much of the context. Also influenced by the song Passerine by The Oh Hello’s. This story just might make you love it forever.
“I’m not done yet!” Tommy said, and produced one more flower—a single yellow rose. “This one’s my favorite,” he added as he gently tucked the flower behind Technoblade’s ear, the one that had the emerald earring that Wilbur had found so familiar, “because it means friendship.”

Woah that’s a quote from Passerine!
Passerine by Pocohauntus May 1, 2021

Lost Pause 

A guy on the Internet that makes money by staring at boobs all day. Otherwise known as Noble.
Lost Pause just made cringe-worthy shit yesterday. Though, it was pretty funny.