Meat pie

An Irish boi named Glen

Stop being such a meat pie

by julian007 May 7, 2021

Meat Pleaser

A person's mouth, which is used to give oral pleasure. Always used in a derogatory way towards females, sometimes fags.

Hey, get that meat pleaser over here and start sucking on this big dick, bitch.
Shut your fucking meat pleaser bitch!

by shrekDIEsel January 7, 2011

Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

by DR. ROSENPENIS July 27, 2016

Pillow Meat

When you wake up with food next to you ... most likely that you do not recall purchasing while drunk the night before.

I once woke up with a full schwarma still in the foil in my hand. Scoffed it without thinking. Good Pillow Meat.

by GoforJesse September 1, 2013

meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

by Thelissie January 21, 2008

Skirt Meat

When Someone is so obese that their stomach does not stop at the waste line. It is like a spare tire but not around your mid-drift, however around your pelvic region. It hangs over the genital area.

"OMG!!! That girl is so fat, she has a horrible case of skirt meat!"

by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005