Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style

This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.

by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.

"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"

by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017

Moose Boys

Men who like to bond by going out drinking, usually to excess, at the local Moose Lodge wherever they may be.

My cousins are the quintessential Moose Boys.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2022

Moose orgasm

(Noun) the state at which a moose orgasms. You really don’t need an explanation

Me: “Yo, the fuck be that MFING sound? Sounded like moose orgasm or somin.”
neighbour: “ it is, and she is enjoying it. Besides, it’s none of your business!”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 5, 2018

Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

stealth moose

a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'

When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose

by churdler April 4, 2003