cock mongol

one who likes the cock, and/or enjoys riding the penis. you only refer to gay people as cock mongol's, or large sluts.

that faggot nick amen is a cock mongol

by nud ronoc January 31, 2005

Mongolian Paintbrush

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.

Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 7, 2023

Mongolian

Shaving the genital area so as to have shorn testes( shaved ) and long braided hanging area. :)

I just got a Mongolian! My girlfriend loves this!

by LearnFromDman December 10, 2013

mongo

Mongo is a derogatory term for fireman, normally used by EMS to refer to the firefighters.

Paramedic: "Let mongo do compressions, we need someone to get a line."

by dnrget July 16, 2013

this mongolian girl

stupid self centered unreliable cocky bitchy ass-licking cock sucking pussy eating wretched fucking hoe

she thinks shes so fucking gorgeous even thought her face is filthy with acne fucking scars

shes so fucking inconsiderate but thinks everyone loves her

shes a not a fucking virgin and she did more than 30 times with this boyfriend that didnt even like her and even did AFTER they broke up, i mean seriously how slutty is that

has no fucking ass or tits yet thinks she has an amazing body fucking lotsa inside thight fat, shaped like an upright rectangle with a fucking bigass head and oily ass hair.

the thinks shes the best when everyone talks shit to her and behind her. shes fucking annoying, i wish she would live somewhere far far away.

shes just like this mongolian girl

by just someone out there November 22, 2011

Mongolian Barbecue

The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.

Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.

Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.

by cuseJenkem July 11, 2009

Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.

I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.

by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010