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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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meal replacement

To substitute a thing with something else. Retweeting/reposting/commenting involving an irrelevant fandom or its characters on another fandom's post, making it about them when it isn't. Typically the characters from an official art or fanart. This term was coined up by the Chinese otome game community.
When will this fandom get off their high horse and stop with the meal replacements?
by Anjing wangi March 13, 2025
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Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise
Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”
by teebrno January 26, 2024
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meal

eat meal
by getinthebasket April 7, 2022
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Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours
Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian
by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
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Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.
I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha
by MilliGuy November 26, 2020
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a shoemaker's meal

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal
by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010
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