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Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.
"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"
by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023
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Machuga

The last name in a lineage of greats. These people are more than mere mortals. They are gods, divine beings of power that could overthrow countries, and bring regimes crumbling to the ground in a matter of hours. But no, they have more important things to do in life.

The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.

If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.

NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.
Did you see that incredibly stunning, strong, and intelligent person? They must be a Machuga.
by 4514201514 December 2, 2023
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Manchester City

The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji
Lads, Manchester City has officially has fourpeated the Premier League! Another record broken
by fordashy is gay December 9, 2023
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Manchild’s brown treacle

He’s smashed out of his face on manchild’s brown treacle.
by mjw737 February 18, 2024
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Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it
guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
by Kasprin May 3, 2024
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Manching

The art of eating a girl out through her pants while her pants are still on.
While Patrick was fully naked he was manching his grilfriend last night!!!
by Carter Houghan December 16, 2024
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Manchester Is Red

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!
by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024
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