Manchucked 

To have one's feet chopped off, usually with an ax.

She had to get a very expensive prosthetic foot after she was violently manchucked.

Manchucked by PollyBird March 20, 2008

Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.

*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort

Manafucked by TrumptardsAreTheMinority December 18, 2017

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.

I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.

Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

Manafucked

Adj. Modern variant of FUBAR. Portmanteau of "manafort" and "fucked." Describes someone who is fucked beyond fucked, e.g. Paul Manafort facing a massive jail sentence due to voluminous evidence of serious felonies.

Paul Manafort had more than 30 overseas accounts.I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying, this guy is screwed, he's manafucked. -@MrFilmkritik

Manafucked by Wes Marley August 1, 2018

manafucked

Term used by agitated players of the collectible card game Magic to describe a state of unequal distribution of land cards.

"Awww fuck fuck fuck, goddamnit all! This is NOT need right now- damnit I'm so being manafucked up the ass here!!!"

manafucked by The Brainfuckler April 7, 2008

Manafucked

That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.

I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass.

Manafucked by Girlonfire3211 October 30, 2017

manchuck 

1. a genetic hybrid of both the marmota monax and homo sapiens taxonomic classifications;

2. a man or woman whose facial features (i.e. hair, eye placement, small rounded ears, buck teeth, etc.) resemble distinct characteristics of a woodchuck or groundhog;

3. sean gavigan;

1.

that dude was such a manchuck.

2.

Person A: Who does that guy remind me of?
Person B: A manchuck.
Person A: Ha! For sure.

manchuck by pt sliming October 8, 2010