soda machine 

A machine where you can buy sodas.

I got a Coke from the soda machine.

soda machine by DNHG February 17, 2006

washer machine 

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

washer machine by hola_anal August 18, 2013

sex-machine 

One who enjoys having sex multiple times in a given period of time; Ryan Vishey.

Ryan Vishey is one hot, sex-machine!

sex-machine by Ryan Vishey March 30, 2003

Rage Against the Machine 

A leftist rap/rock group from the 1990s who sang about the evils of capitalism and corporate greed, then made millions and broke up over money. See also hypocrite

"Rage against the Machine was a popular band among spoiled college students and angst-ridden high schoolers."

Rage Against the Machine by Deej July 16, 2004

Democrat Attack Machine

The Democrat Attack Machine is a 1984-esque Goldstein Conspiracy assumed to exist by ideological Republicans who believe everyone who isn't an ideological Republican is either stupid or evil.

The existence of a conspiracy fills the human need to have something to struggle against. It doesn't matter if the Machine exists or doesn't exist, since it offers a banner to rally around for Republicans to divide "us" (the faithful) from "them" (the enemy who must be destroyed)

The "Democrat Attack Machine" is (apparently) made up of every American who is not as rabidly pro-Republican as some Republicans would like.

Democrat Attack Machine by J News June 8, 2009

Blast Machine Gun 

A gun used by Vincent in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII. It has the ability to kick back an opponent so you have time to do something. If you continously fire they they do a funny dance in the air. They do as much damage as the normal machine gun Griffon.

Vincent: Hey, lets try out this new gun.
Random Soldier: He's over here!
(Vincent pulls out BLAST MACHINE GUN and fires)
Random Soldiers: WTF?!
BOOM. all die.
Vincent: ... sweet.

Blast Machine Gun by Fragment Chaos November 4, 2006

Dick Hopping Machine 

A pogo stick

What's that kid doing at the skatepark riding a dick hopping machine?

Dick Hopping Machine by Do It Switch June 3, 2009