mud monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters."

mud monster by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

Google Monster 

A person who uses Google for everything they need to look up. Even if they know what website they are going to they prefer to Google search it just to click on the link. Their internet life in essence revolves around Google, if Google can't find it they will never see it.

That geek is a Google Monster.

Google Monster by 0dd0ne July 30, 2008

little monster 

noun. a fan of lady gaga

Lady Gaga loves her little monsters.

little monster by gagareigns4ever!!! May 3, 2010

Land Monster Slayer 

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

Land Monster Slayer by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

COOKIE monster 

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

COOKIE monster by biteme April 15, 2004

Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

girth monster by Girthmonster March 20, 2015