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Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice
"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"
by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021
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Lieschen

Unique, special, and interesting person. You will only find one Lieschen in your life, if your lucky, so grab her and never let go. She will keep you happy for life.
Lieschen is a girl you will only meet once, so get her attention right away, once she is gone, she is gone for good.
by durannie4life October 26, 2011
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Ich Liebe Dich

It means 'I Love You' in German.
When you say Ich liebe dich to someone...it means you love them.
by anonymous January 7, 2005
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lies craic

1) An adjective used to describe a highly favourable object or occurance. Similar in meaning to very good, amazing, excellent etc.

2) Can be abbr. to simply "lies".
1) A: Whats you favourite holiday?
B: I'd have to say christmas because of the lies craic christmas dinners.


2) A: Do you like christmas dinners?
B: Aye!! They're lies!
by Prof. Hopkins January 18, 2005
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lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.
Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!
by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017
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Lieve

sweetest girl in the world. usually blonde, long hair, not too short, really cute, has much friends, is insecure but doesn't have to be, loves their friends, and loves singing and dancing when they are home alone. if you have a lieve in your life you are very lucky.
lieve is so cute i wish i was her
by nareehs de January 23, 2017
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McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.
"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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