Resting on your laurels 

To present one’s past accomplishments as evidence of present greatness; becoming lackadaisical or passive because of past accolades.

Husband: Bitch, thick chicken is dry af and these potatoes aren’t even cooked!
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.

Resting on your laurels by MexiCanTankery March 25, 2019

kai and lauren’s royal guard 

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽

kai and lauren’s royal guard
pls idk what to put here

kai and lauren’s royal guard by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

st. laurence high school 

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.

“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

st. laurence high school by mUcHoMaNg0 July 20, 2019

Laureen

1. A large chested female.
2. The best sister on earth

1. She had to get a custom made bra because she was laureen.

2. For my birthday I recieved my tickets to see my favorite artist live from my sister. shes laureen!

Laureen by mmmmmmmsz February 24, 2009

lauren conrad 

Star of the reality show, laguna beach.

Her brain was likely found in a dumpster.

Her tv show kills brain cells.

Lauren Conrad - "Like OMG i went and got a venti vanilla chai latte with non fat milk at starbucks last night!"

Audrina - "Like OMG, that's, like, so cool."

Lauren - "OMG, lets, like, go to the cafe and get another latte!!"

lauren conrad by Scott Kucharski January 31, 2008

Lauren Maxim

Meaning a girl who is crazy, fun, and a lot of attitude!
but everyone still loves her

look at Rachel shes such a Lauren Maxim..

Lauren Maxim by jesse Gordon November 7, 2007

Larried 

Someone in a relationship that is effectively married, even before proposal, is said to be Larried.

Daniel: My long term girlfriend is going overseas for 6 months, im single now!
Marc: Don't be stupid.. You're SO Larried..
Daniel: Shutup.. I know.. *sigh*

Larried by amhat August 11, 2010