This is the friend you need at all times, she is sweet, caring but mostly so damn hot! Nobody can resist her, she is a GODESS. She will always be there for you. Keep her at the cost of your life!
- OMG it'sLaurie-Mae!
- She is soo amazing I can't breathe!
*proceeds to die from excitement*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!