Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."

"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

sweet junk

an expression used to acknowledge the value seen in something...The sweet trumps the junk. Its an oxymoron, that makes people say "wha!?"
cool tight sick

statement "I just got these new kicks!"

reply: "sweet junk!

by kraffty August 14, 2011

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010