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Jackie

Jackie is a girl that is very sensitive and can be shy. She lets things and people get the best of her. She thinks she is a worthless mistake in every way, but she just isn’t understood. She hides her real feelings deep down and bottles them up hoping no one will find them. She avoids people because she’s afraid they’ll judge her or dislike her. She is strong, smart, and athletic. She loves listening to music. When she is feeling down she listens to music and has her own hobbies. She is loyal and trustworthy. She is insecure but is so beautiful on the inside and out.
by CrushedAngel July 2, 2019
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jacori

Will become famous one day,he is always lit,and he is a cool person to hang around.
Jacori is the only person that is always lit
by suppa cut3 March 14, 2017
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Jack's Mannequin

Best band in the entire fucking world.
Pure sex.
every 15 year old girls wet dream.
i just orgasmed to jack's mannequin.
by h4!l3yyx April 2, 2008
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Jack Thompson Disease

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
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Jack Murphy

dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,

no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.

being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.

Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.

He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.

he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.

he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out

Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,

Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.

He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you

he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor

and starts to shave

Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted

jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart

as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet

Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key
Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs
by sssssssssssssssssssora December 3, 2021
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Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time
person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick
by Roo Barb June 19, 2008
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jackaboy

A common nickname the popular youtuber "Jacksepticeye"gives himself, along with some of his fans.
Jackaboy's last video was absolutely hilarious!
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