cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
That cactus junk hurt my vagina
by Nig-gers 4 days February 20, 2018
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clotheslined junk

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.
by Pkc December 28, 2013
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[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
by Ray Albright August 16, 2007
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Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.
by ParnyW June 28, 2022
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junk keep

Junk keep- another word/slang to describe an object.
That junk keep kinda fye b

I had to bust his head open with the junk keep
by Sleezy23 November 06, 2017
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tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit
“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!
by Vogue_Bitch February 02, 2021
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junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.
Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.
by Oodam February 17, 2009
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