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e-hooker 

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.
Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."
e-hooker by Betsy D March 24, 2008

Serial Hooker 

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.
Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

Irish Hooker 

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.
Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!
Irish Hooker by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010

Pirate Hooker 

An awesome cat who lives on whore island
Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
Pirate Hooker by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

unoriginal hooker

A person who steals others tag lines, and is usually a slut and not worth anyones time....a.k.a. a hooker..
Alexandra S. is an unoriginal hooker. kthnx.

Cruked Hooker 

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.
I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.
Cruked Hooker by The Bruns August 6, 2008