Goon Morning 

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

Goon Morning by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch! 

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

Goon-Goon Catch! by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Goon Dust

Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

Goon Dust by Carlos de la Cerda February 21, 2026

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

Goon Slapped by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

Goon-ee by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

Goon pen by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026

Goon pocket

A compartment used to put someones sperm in after masturbating

Mark has a goon pocket in his plushie.

Goon pocket by Maximilios March 28, 2026