To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
Get the Sucking the Glass Dickmug. Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"
by Addssuck April 24, 2012
Get the He glassed me!mug. When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006
Get the pressed ham on glassmug. by danijms March 25, 2019
Get the Glass Slipper Dickmug. In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
by Smokey March 3, 2005
Get the Birth Control Glassesmug. 1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates. 
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.
by My2wins October 29, 2008
Get the Tina Fey Glassesmug. by Dr. Strangerlove February 1, 2006
Get the glass parking lotmug.