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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
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drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
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Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
by Rockduster February 21, 2024
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Grady gearing

Fat cunt goes to HP. Thinks he’s funny but a real cocksucker this one. Pretty smelly too. Keeps kids away.
That fucker is being a real Grady Gearing
by Pussym0ncher May 25, 2024
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Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.
by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025
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Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy
"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."
by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025
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