Florida girls

Biggest sluts alive! Slutty boyfriend kissers who cant find their own men and are just big whores who better watch the fuck out... cali wannabes

slutty club whores rubbin up against other girl's men...

by hott cali girl May 8, 2005

Florida Turn

While driving it is when someone begins slowing down way before their turn and comes to almost a complete stop before turning. Called this because of the large number of old people in Florida.

Wow, did you see that Florida turn grandma Nelson just did? She had been on the brakes for 400 yards.

by Ryan123456789gywnbw February 8, 2012

Florida

THE HELL OF AMERICA OR THE NOPE OF THE US

Did you hear that you hear that Florida was cut off from the US and now is floating over to join Australia.

by G-T March 31, 2017

Florida

The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!

Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!

by EpicCollision June 15, 2017

Floriduh

An expression used when one hears something about Florida that seems to almost always happen.

"Did you hear about the Category 5 hurricane hitting Florida?" "Floriduh"
"Woah, on my birthday a Florida man drove into a gas pump at 3am and exploded the entire station!" "Floriduh"
"I heard that the -insert professional football team from Florida- were only predicted to get 4 wins this year" "Floriduh"

by BigGdawg September 10, 2019

Floridian Flu

The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)

Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.

by Tiege17 January 19, 2021

palmetto florida

WHere my Boyfriend Lives

My boyfriend Justin Crocker lives in Palmetto Florida

by Cope Chick January 17, 2017