Doo doo flakes

Something that made me laugh to hard
Because this one rat head buttram shook her leg and out came the magical dust from within her dollar store shorts and of course she scratched her butt after and smelt it like the audacity

doo doo flakes that the only definition it really needs

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s May 23, 2020

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

Flic flac flake

Describes anyone who is sketchy and only partially or never follows through with their business. Or fake ass people pretending to be anything their not online in any form.

“Yo, most these mutha fukkas in Stockton, KS are flic flac flakes.”

by Sexy-Lexy October 13, 2020

shred some flake

When you are just goin’ so damn crazy on the snowboard, you’re “ shredding some flake”. ( shredding snowflakes )

Dude I can’t wait to go to the snow this weekend and shred some flake.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

by Flake Master March 24, 2004

butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

Flack

1. To procrastinate, waste time dilly dally around all day!
2. to dick around .
3. to accomplish absolutely nothing all day.

1. I was just Flacking around.
2. she's probably just Flacking around the house.

by whipmenorris November 5, 2009