financuality

The combination of words financial and sexuality meaning the status of ones own personal money holdings at a specific time.

EXAMPLE #1
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar?
Bro2: Fuck yeah, I feel quite comfortable with my finacuality right now, lets go get fucked up I'm buying.

EXAMPLE #2
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar .
Bro2: I can't tonight.
Bro1: What the fuck? It's fucking ladies night tonight, don't be such a fuckin house homo.
Bro2: I'm uncomfortable with my financuality right now, we can go after I get paid.

by Boogielogics June 14, 2009

Financialship

The skillful, careful, and responsible management of money or other liquid resources of a government, business, group, or individual.

Dwayne showed outstanding Financialship when he invested money that his hooker made from last year's sales into a pair of new fake titties for her so she could make him even more money this year.

by Macroft August 4, 2009

Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'

Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!

by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009

Finaped

This is when a student is getting sexually violated by his or her finals.

Betty began her week by getting violently finaped and finished with a huge alcoholic bender.

by TrippinonUofIowaEngineering December 13, 2009

Financial rejection

Being accepted to a high-priced university, but receiving $0 in aid, scholarships, etc.

I got in to BU, but the financial rejection letter of $0 aid money soon followed. Hooray for working your ass off for 12 years only to attend the shitty state school of your dreams!

by This is bullshit March 30, 2010

Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

Finaddle

A form of sneaking. When one blends into a crowd to infiltrate a establishment.

Another definition is when one has an accomplice steal food from a closed banquet/party/ or any other gala type event.

Yea this morning I FINADDLED my way into the school to surprise my brother.

Hey man, can u FINADDLE me some of the cookies from the bake sale?

by skoalman12 December 2, 2010