Bottom feeding

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

by Feast April 10, 2015

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

feelings

something that is felt by emotional people. Feelings are for soft people.

person 1: damn nigga your breath stinks

person 2: why would you say that, you're hurting my feelings

by ********************* April 2, 2005

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004