a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.
by j-man frootloop May 26, 2008
Get the facebook mug.A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.
10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
by misspelld April 27, 2010
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using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits
by Mindy p April 26, 2009
Get the facebook flirting mug.The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
by the_elder April 30, 2009
Get the facebook fury mug.A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook Parent mug.A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
by hipp5 May 3, 2006
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Ex 1. Oh shit, why did Matt click the Facebook Like Button, on everyone of my pictures, now i have 23 notifications, DAMN YOU FACEBOOK.
by Haskoo February 11, 2009
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