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a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.
F is for Facebook! I was on facebook last night and didnt study for my test, so i got an F!
by j-man frootloop May 26, 2008
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Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.
10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
by misspelld April 27, 2010
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facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits
I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.
by Mindy p April 26, 2009
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facebook fury

The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."

Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
by the_elder April 30, 2009
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Facebook Parent

A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.

-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.

-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.

-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!

-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
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Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
by hipp5 May 3, 2006
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Facebook Like Button

The most amazing thing Facebook has ever invented. You either love it, or find it incredibly annoying.
Ex 1. Oh shit, why did Matt click the Facebook Like Button, on everyone of my pictures, now i have 23 notifications, DAMN YOU FACEBOOK.
by Haskoo February 11, 2009
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