douchebag

Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.

From popular culture:

John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.

by Heidi Wicks December 27, 2007

douchebag

A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.

Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"

Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."

by mrbob1382487385 April 18, 2010

douchbaggery

Ostentatious display of affectation in its most conspicuous form; haughtiness without any diminutive regard to others; Provoking others with a habitually pompous attitude or disposition.

I love Kanye West and the creative aspects he's contributing within the rap game..
I just don't endorse his douchbaggery.

by GFTPSTA July 1, 2011

douchebagged

When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.

John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.

Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"

by jodere March 6, 2007

Douchebaggery

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.

Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Douchebag

Somebody that wears Ed Hardy or wears sunglasses inside!

Dino: Is that guy wearing sunglasses? We are inside!

Vargas: Wow! What a douchebag!

by G-reg319 April 2, 2011

douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.

Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011