Mountain Douchebag 

Function: noun

An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.

Dude, I don't hate snowboarders, it's just the the Mountain Douchebags I can't stand.

Mountain Douchebag by cg61 September 8, 2009

Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag

"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".

Acquired Douchebag Syndrome by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009

ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.

1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"

ultimate douchebag by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

redefining douchebag 

A douchebag who posts redundant definitions on Urban Dictionary. A redefiner.

Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.

Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?

Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...

redefining douchebag by Soph0phile December 18, 2011

Agreed on the Douchebag 

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.

"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."

Agreed on the Douchebag by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009

Schrödinger‘s douchebag 

A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions

Donald trump can be called a schrödinger‘s douchebag

Schrödinger‘s douchebag by Mrs anon April 2, 2022

Beta Douchebag 

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

Beta Douchebag by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012