who done it

An extremely unattractive man or woman pushing / carrying a small child solo...This person generally has a hump on their back or a very large gunt, cankles will be present, they will sweat while eating, smells, if it is a female "who done it" she will almost always have facial hair or large moles with hair growing from them and will be wearing crocs with bare feet. The person is a "who done it" because nobody will actually own up to having sex with said person and producing the enevitable ugly offspring.

Dude look at that chicks moustache its thicker than mine and she has a kid!..she's a "who done it" for sure

by MoDillinger February 7, 2010

AJ's DOASE

When you are listening to the radio and the host speaks the exact same word that you just simultaneously read on a street sign or billboard while driving. This is called AJ's Displaced Optical Audio Synchro Event. Or AJ's DOASE (proncd Dose).

Radio Host: He really needs to work on his mechanics to improve.
Me: Holy crap, I was just reading a sign for 'Mechanics Street Next Left' at the exact same moment he said Mechanics. I think I just had AJ's DOASE

by SAB1179 June 21, 2011

dense

dense:
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace

Water isn't very dense, with an approximate 1.00 g/mL.

Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!

... is a dense.

by urbandictionarytom March 8, 2015

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016

done up

when a chick or a vain dude takes time to primp themselves, esp in situation such as a wedding of formal event, they're all done up

Amanda looked so pretty all done up for her prom

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

DONE

Said when you ejaculate, when you complete an activity or achievement, ending a conversation for them rudely, to end a stupid conversation, or whenever is felt to be said.

Example 1:
John-"Did you know that that starbucks is open all night??"
Nick-"no its not john"
John-"yes it is"
Nick-"Done john, your done shutup"
John-"i hate me"

Example 2:
Nick humping david
Nick-" uhh uhh DONE!!! i finishedon yo face!"

Example 3:
Nick beats adventure island
Nick-"DONE! beat the game!"

by Nicking and Daviddisaster April 6, 2007

Done like a door knob

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007