dildo

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

by Light Joker December 2, 2005

Dillon

Dillon is one who in a past life was a manticore. When first meeting him, he might seem like a quiet, shy even normal guy. DO NOT BE DECEIVED!! In reality hes just trying to get used to his life as a human who, sadly, cannot fly... Dillon is an incredible dancer with a smirk that will melt your eyeballs (in the best sort of way). He's such a gentleman, and knows how to make a lady laugh so muchly that she farts, or you know, snorts like a normal person.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY, YOU ALMOST PULLED A DILLON, THERE!

by Misha Dmitri Tippens Krushnic July 26, 2013

dildo smack

A total fucken retard.

My roommate is a freak'in dildo smack.

by umox January 9, 2007

Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010

dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.

Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.

by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006

Dildo Daddy

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018