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Drunken Aristotle

Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...

Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!

Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010
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Drunken Idol

Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.
"Watched my own episode of drunken idol last night, not sure who won"
by streetrat18201 April 16, 2010
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drunkenbycider

people who think that cider is beer and pretend to be drunk while they are not. These people are at parties and are tying to impress girls by their "coolness"
Guy 1: Did you see the people drunkenbycider yesterday at the party?

Guy 2: Ya, they are so stupid
by somebodyfrommars September 17, 2010
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drunk belly

Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.
Want to go to the gym Kelsey?

No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
by jamesjoyceismybf September 25, 2010
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Drunk Millionaire

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
by lVluckluck February 19, 2011
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drunk domaining

The act of purchasing a domain name while under the influence or drugs, alcohol, or a party full of geeky friends. This usually occurs at or near the end of a party, typically after the party degrades to sharing funny YouTube videos.
Dude, I must have been drunk domaining again last night. I woke up and found out I own 'ilikepoo.com'.
by freerangechick July 21, 2011
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drunkation

A vacation that is spent being drunk the entire time.
That drunkation last week kicked my ass.
by bralager August 22, 2011
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