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Deuces

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.
My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.
by ERV January 27, 2011
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Deucebag

This term stems from the word deuchebag and refers to people from Ann Arbor who think that Ann Arbor is the greatest city in the whole world and always talk about how great it is and how they loved growing up there and that everything in their city is better than everything in your city.
Almost everyone you will meet that grew up in Ann Arbor is a deucebag.
by gooseneck jib December 15, 2009
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deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."
by conman69 June 10, 2008
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A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle
by jadakiss_here November 15, 2006
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half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?
Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006
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deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).
I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.
by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004
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Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.
Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.
by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004
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