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One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
Decker by RyanCanada August 14, 2006

Ducked off

I got ducked off last night since it was shark week.
Can also be used as a question: Yo, can you duck me off?
Or:
Tom - I heard she ducked you off, dude.
Matt - Yeah, she ducked me off in a movie theatre.

Getting Dicked 

Eng (UK) Another way of saying, getting drunk.
homeless guy behind pub: Yeah, now I'm getting dicked!

Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?

Ghost dicked 

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon
Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?
Ghost dicked by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Soup is Dicked 

A synonym for phrases that relate to being "compromised"; Can also be used to describe a situation that is very difficult to evaluate. Other examples that relate to this are: "My shit is fucked" "Dude, I'm fucked" "I just lost the game" "I failed". Other ways to phrase it: "My soup is Dicked." "How about you dick my soup?" "There's a dick in my soup." Another example: "I raped that test" "I dicked that test".
Robby: "Did you do your Algerbra homework?"
Connor: "No, I am royally fucked aren't I?"
Robby: "Your soup is dicked, my friend"
Connor: "Why don't you just dick my soup too?"