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Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.
Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.
by Biggersexier March 3, 2021
mugGet the Stranger dangermug.

Drive-Thru Danger

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything
by Absurdity May 4, 2021
mugGet the Drive-Thru Dangermug.

dangerous babe

A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
She dont care about danger. Maybe she is a dangerous babe
by dangerous babe August 21, 2016
mugGet the dangerous babemug.

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 12, 2020
mugGet the Danger Mastymug.

danger swing

when having your legs open and 'dangerously' swinging your penis back and forth....a fast action.....sometimes to immate sexual activity.
by sazzel October 28, 2007
mugGet the danger swingmug.

danger date

Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.
Lad 1 - "Good luck on the old danger date tonight mate"
Lad 2 - " I like to live life on the edge"
by definingthingsbadly August 17, 2021
mugGet the danger datemug.

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