cupcake cock

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.

girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now

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Cupcake

A piece of crap, inflated by hot air, then topped with more crap.

That Cupcake is going to be frozen under an avalanche of Snowflakes.

Cupcake by Declutter2009 February 15, 2017

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To catch a fart in your hand and put it in someone's face

As above cupcake

Cupcake by Aurgina May 28, 2017

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Damn... she got cupcakes.

Cupcakes by Analll June 17, 2017

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Small breasts that fit right in your hand or mouth. Anything more is wasted anyway.

He likes to nibble on my cupcakes. Look up Terri O'Mason "Cup Cakes" on you tube for the original song from the 1960's about this.

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When your round friend isn't living up to your expectations.

"You da biggest boi in dis joint, man. You should be destroying all deez posers, but you ain't nothing but a cupcake nigga."

Cupcake Nigga by Gert August 5, 2017