cuntasaurus rex

A man who loves cunt

Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...

by Madz141 February 22, 2007

cuntasarausrex

this is a absolute dickhead you just want to smash up because hes being a bellend by shagging a cat or something

jack is a cuntasarausrex

by haimes March 30, 2008

making base contact

Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?

friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!

you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first

OR

you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"

by onefastmedic August 2, 2009

cintas

Act of revenge in the workplace expressed by farting in some one's cube after they extended a corporate meeting for no good reason while you have to take a violent dump. The extension of the corporate meeting causes you mild bodily harm and near public embarrassment as you ALMOST crap your pants. The key here is ALMOST, for a true Cintas the one who has to take the dump does successfully makes it to the thunder mug without crapping his or her pants and thus avoids any workplace disciplinary action.

The individual who farts in someone's cube is called a Cintaser and the individual who is the recipient of the fart is the Cintasee. Eating a healthy sized Mexican or chilli meal prior to executing a Cintas can potentially improve the overall outcome.

Phil cintased Tom because he extended the operations meeting longer than need be.

by Cintas Observer October 23, 2013

Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

cuntasaurous

When someone or something from their actions is being a cunt.

If you plan to go to the beach and it rains, "It's a cuntasaurous". If someone plans/tells you something and it never happens, "They are a cuntasaurous"

by Beefbone May 23, 2006

Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.

1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.

by ViatheV December 21, 2010