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cooter mouse

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.
by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024
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cooter conked

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
by MissouriBound January 28, 2024
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023
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cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.
person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!
by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023
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Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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cooter craft

The art of females wearing super tight pants or shorts ie: workout clothing, bikini bottoms, yoga pants, etc. while filming social media content. Most all camera angles are intended to focus on the crotch/inner pelvic area, specifically highlighting the aforementioned area, most definitely to garner likes and followers to the creators social media accounts and/or outside sites like onlyfans or similar.

related definitions usually include boob craft, and booty craft.
No guys really payed much attention to what she was actually saying in her reels or stories, they were more interested in her cooter craft abilities.
by CutDaddy August 21, 2023
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