Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.
When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.
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It is a goal that is unobtainable to at least 85% of the population of the world. It is defined by the other 15% of the population as the meaningful use of a computer without the end result being a fucked up computer and a call to a qualified computer service Technician (aka 1%er).
If you are reading this and your computer is not fucked up, than Congratulations on your achievement of computer literacy. The other 85% is counting on you.
by TJ The Tech Guy October 27, 2010
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They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.
They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.
They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
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by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003
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Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.
Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.
Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.
Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.
Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.
Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
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