Camel Riding

Camel riding is when you have sex with a hunchback.

Dude, I was camel riding in bed last night!

by Zakoshi March 22, 2020

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Camel Sock

tights, leggings, jeggings, or any other type of crotch hugging tight pants that accentuate the "cam toe" / pelvic area. usually worn with ugg boots and a college sweatshirt.

Did you see that hot camel sock she was wearing?

by vsumi January 6, 2012

camel punch

when a girl is getting it up the ass and the guy giving it to her punches her in the back of the head so that her nerves tighten up squeezing on his penis.

"My boyfriend punched me in the back of the head. It hurt really bad and he came everywhere.""haha you got camel punched!"

by EmRams October 18, 2006

Camel Tongue

The human tongue becoming difficult to operate due to the presence of a sticky substance within the mouth.

Camel Tongue: Eating too much rich chocolate in one bite causing a smacking sound when one tries to open and shut his or her mouth.

by Jax-Marie January 26, 2010

camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Camel Bro

When an othewise normal looking guy has incomfortably little slack in the crotch reigion causing a lumpy mass of man bits to be pushed not only up, but out for the rest of the world to view

While standing on the subway today some guy's Camel Bro totally brushed against my hand.... I feel violated

by btwoodley December 23, 2009