Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?
by GBR Gang January 29, 2017
Get the Camel Stampmug. A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.
This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.
Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.
Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.
This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.
Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.
Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.
Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?
by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010
Get the Suspicious Camelmug. When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
by Thatsmartstoner December 19, 2014
Get the Camel Applemug. when a girl is getting it up the ass and the guy giving it to her punches her in the back of the head so that her nerves tighten up squeezing on his penis.
"My boyfriend punched me in the back of the head. It hurt really bad and he came everywhere.""haha you got camel punched!"
by EmRams October 18, 2006
Get the camel punchmug. The human tongue becoming difficult to operate due to the presence of a sticky substance within the mouth.
Camel Tongue: Eating too much rich chocolate in one bite causing a smacking sound when one tries to open and shut his or her mouth.
by Jax-Marie January 26, 2010
Get the Camel Tonguemug. Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the camel jockeymug. When an othewise normal looking guy has incomfortably little slack in the crotch reigion causing a lumpy mass of man bits to be pushed not only up, but out for the rest of the world to view
While standing on the subway today some guy's Camel Bro totally brushed against my hand.... I feel violated
by btwoodley December 23, 2009
Get the Camel Bromug.