Cool Yo Ass 

'Cool Yo Ass' is a phrase used to tell someone to either shut up, step back from a confrontation with the person who is saying the phrase or to tell an individual, or group of persons, to 'be cool', to 'calm down' and/or 'step back' from the situation.

'Cool Yo Ass' is a much much cooler way of saying 'calm down', 'chill out' or any other type of similar phrasing.

To 'Cool Yo Ass' is to either simply be cool or to 'have a Coke an a smile and chill the f**k out'

The action of 'Cool Yo Ass' (or more correctly 'Cooling Yo Ass') is to remain totally cool, calm and collective and basically 'brush the dirt off your shoulders' like it 'ain't no thang'.

This term was coined approximately around May 2009 in the city of Christchurch in Canterbury, New Zealand by a group of stand-up dudes who wish to remain nameless. So Cool Yo Ass...

Luke: "Oh my God! Duuuude, you just knocked that bouncer clean the fuck out!!! The cops are going to arrest us!!!"

Kane: "Cool Yo Ass."

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Wendy (the racist bar manager/owner): "You, you and you, get the f**k out of my club now! ...I hate you Coconuts and Maoris!"

Kane: "Bitch, cool yo ass."

Cool Yo Ass by Kommi Knocker June 5, 2009

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. 

Said usually by Jake Peralta in Brooklyn 99

This is used when in an awkward situation or in any situation really.

Person 1: " Hey we need to talk about us okay"
Person 2: "Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. by Jack Peralta Crocodile Hunter April 14, 2020

Cool for cats 

Taken from the 1978 smash hit by Squeeze titled "Cool For Cats", the term is used to either speak of ones well being or of an object or event.

Tom: "Hey Lucas how's it going?"
Lucas: "I'm cool for cats, you?"

Sophia: "We're going to this party tonight Eric, wanna come?"

Eric: "Sounds cool for cats"

Cool for cats by Pedgesuzie January 14, 2009

Cool kitty from Ybor City 

A person who grew up on the mean streets of Ybor City in the 1940's and 1950's who caused trouble around the neighborhood, commonly known nowadays as a hooligan. This person, in his teen years, enjoyed wearing white t-shirts all the time with the sleeves rolled up. He went through his teens and 20's, basking in the light of his self-proclaimed Elvis look alike image, although who would really want to brag about resembling a rock and roll star who had overgrown sideburns, was hooked on drugs, and died of an overdose. this person ends up joining the army, gets stationed in Germany, and meets the local flan, jager, and beer hoarder. He ends up kidnapping the Nazi lover back to the US where he, still to this day, enslaves her. They end up married, have a daughter and an absolutely awesome son...despite his flaws. These days, this "cool kitty from Ybor City", is not so cool anymore. He tells bad jokes, thinks he knows everything, and hates Robin Williams, although he is a closet metro sexual. In closing and despite all his flaws, he is still the best father someone could ask for.

I am a cool kitty from Ybor City

Cool kitty from Ybor City by Enyount March 8, 2011

Cool Rips 

Idiom meaning good fortune, good luck, or all is well. Originates from packing a bong with ice to lower the temperature, thus facilitating cooler inhalations, or "rips".

"I'm planning to pick up an O from Zack tonight."

"Cool rips, bro."

Cool Rips by La Di Da Di April 26, 2011

Cool-sucking 

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

Cool-sucking by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

cool clock, ahmed 

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

cool clock, ahmed by snacky95 December 14, 2015