heart of gold

A measurement representing 12 of something.

I got a heart of gold of eggs

by HeTuenedHimselfIntoAPickle September 5, 2022

Balzacian heart

(Referencing Honoré de Balzac and his notoriously poor cardiovascular health):

a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress

If you are a balzacian heart def a) do not expose yourself to unneeded stress

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

platinum heart

to have a heart of pureness that is the hottest around

Guy 1: i have a platinum heart!
Guy 2: why do you have a platinum heart?
Guy 1: because im nice to everyone even if they've been mean and disrespectful towards me.

by JustTrey February 9, 2023

Heart Punch

That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.

I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.

"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."

by MeatSocks June 24, 2016

Heart Gagging

Heart Gagging

verb/

When you really really really love a Rory, and your chest wants to explode.

Marianna needs a hug to relieve all this heart gagging.

by Marianinja January 16, 2017

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Heart Candy

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall

Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums

by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020