The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage

Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

by DaFuzz March 13, 2005

Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible

After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up

by Lats341 August 16, 2011

binge eating

a form of eating disorder that is the opposite of anorexia.
when an individual eats huge quanities of food and calories in a very short time

she really has to stop binge eating if shes ever going to lose weight

by everbeez November 15, 2010

being born

Being brought into this fucked-up world

Being born in this time era is extremely fucked-up

by William613 October 26, 2017

binge session

binge; the act of attempting to obliterate an entire pub's booze shelf as quickly as possible, after which it is customary to collapse, wake up, throw up on the person nearest to you, leave the pub and do the whole lot again, in as short a time as possible.

oh man i had the best binge session ever.
geez mate what do you mean.
well, first i went to one bar, and a...er aaa...um(clears throat)
well first i went to one bar and must've gotten so wasted cos i collapsed and a don't remember anything else ha ha

by wozzie boy September 27, 2006

binge watching blues

when you binge watch a show and can't wait to finish it but when you does you feel like complete shit

I finally finished binge watching that show but know I have the binge watching blues.

by mogar22600 April 18, 2015

preexpiration binge

drinking or eating everything that is about to go bad
also see expiration chug

Paula: What are we going to eat? There's no food in this house.

Simon: I'm sorry but I went on a preexpiration binge last night.

Randy: Yo dog check this out nice performance...

by deez nutz81 July 3, 2008