Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere

Brandon is a crack head.

by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

Brandon

I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking

Brandon let’s go and give me head

by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

A stoopid nigga.

Brandon You My stoopid nigga

by Mystery2002 November 7, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy

Stop being a Brandon

by Brandonseen August 2, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.

Brandon is a retard

by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020