Alex

That one kid at school who always rates and swears at you for no reason. He also like to lick basketballs everywhere when he gets mad.

"Dangit dude I got that weird kid, Alex next to me in math."
'Dang bro that really sucks."

by Lolololololololllllolololol March 22, 2018

Alex

he is a skinny cunt with toothpick looking legs, a brown mop on his head.

did you see alex yesterday, nah he's too skinny!

by rangalover69 May 20, 2019

Alex(is)

People who are named Alex(is) that don’t text back are HOES also known as hoe billies.

Alex(is) is a hoe billy for not texting back!

by @Narredo June 9, 2018

Alex

A true gamer that no one likes

No one likes that person, they're an Alex

by I wanna be Winston February 28, 2019

Alex

he is such a legend I have never met someone as nice as him he is so awesome he is like a super hero he is a 10 inch penis and can fuck me so hard I will fall to the ground and die.

I would bang Alex

by e65uyu5 ut6r78657u6 December 21, 2016

Alex

Usally something you would say to insult another. An Alex is basically looking at someone and saying "when did his life go so downhill?"

Person 1: you know Kevin? He is such an Alex like wow.
Person 2: I know right why can't people be so cool like us like we eat our cereal with a fork.... Were tough man dude
Person 1: I agree

by Jeesh_dude May 1, 2017

Alex

A little virgin who tries to fuck a taco.

Alex is 3 millimeters deep in his taco

by Kim Jon Carter May 14, 2018