A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.
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*scream in the middle of the night*
"Oh that must have been a yordanka"
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Oh that must have been a yordanka
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Oh that must have been a yordanka
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an oral sex move that a man performs on a woman when he wraps his lips around a woman's clitoris and sucks, while remembering to surprise her with a good tongue-flicking now and again for her ultimate pleasure.
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