yordanka 

Is a hot Bulgarian, half way in the closet. Often refers to herself as Danny when trying to befriend humans. Mostly seen dressed as a chav and often found lurking in dark alleyways wearing nothing but a pair of nipple tassels. Occasionally yordankas have been known to feed on children. However they are more likely to feed on celery sticks as they are shy about their dietary requirements. Yordankas are however very outgoing people. They have a tendency of waking up in the middle of the night screaming "Oh! Thundercock!" Repeatedly. Despite such obvious magnetic qualities, yordankas tend to struggle when forming social relationships, their habit of smearing grapefruit flavoured frozen yoghurt upon themselves whilst twerking to Madonna is seen as disturbing by some. She likes to follow the latest hypes and is thus (at present times) a great admirer of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.

*scream in the middle of the night*
"Oh that must have been a yordanka"

"Why are there nipple tassels in my frozen yoghurt ?"
Oh that must have been a yordanka

yordanka by YourMom.org November 6, 2013

Yordana 

Pretty Hispanic girl with a hot ass body but always has a boyfriend

You see that girl right there

Oh yeah she looks like a yordana

Yordana by Vibe-man100 September 18, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012