Womanizer

A word women's libbers like better than whore. They like to call males womanizer for doing the same thing a female who gets called a whore does. Anytime a female who's not a prostitute gets called a whore, she doesn't want any males using the word whore. As long as you call a guy who's not a womanizer a womanizer, you'll have to deal with getting called names like whore and slut. Many females call their own friends sluts. These are the same females who are never the homewrecker, the homewrecker is some other guy or girl, its all somebody else's fault.

A womanizer actually has sex with his mistresses and women. A guy who doesn't have any sex is not capable of being a womanizer, in the same way a female who has no sex life is not capable of being a slut or whore. A married guy with a mistress is one thing, but some guy who has no girlfriends or lovers at all is not a womanizer, so as long as you keep talking bullshit, don't wonder how you got to be a slut or a whore. Nobody owes a female respect any more than they do a male.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Rat Woman

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.

Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

Woman trap

When a girlfriend puts you into a situation that you can't get out of easily.

My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.

by Shannd March 27, 2019

a woman that fishes

A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare

they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie

If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”

by Snookin February 11, 2018

Woman snatcher

A woman snatcher is a way of saying you have had a extreme love for a girl. that means if you try to snatch a girl you instantly want to make out and have sex with that girl. You will normally snatch the girl of your dreams hoping that you will be that girls luck guy and she will be obsessed with you and she too will share the same feelings. You will normally flirt like crazy with this girl because of her extremely beauty and cuteness. People will tend to call you out for be obsessed with her even though you denied it many times, but once you put her in your woman snatcher there is no denying your love for this girl. But be careful because once you snatch that girl you will be determined to get this girl into your hands no matter what it takes. People will also tend to notice you flirting behavior and then you will have to deal with there accusing for loving this girl. But fear not if you love a girl enough put her in your woman snatcher

I’m going to use my woman snatcher on the girk

by Fizzy_262351 July 9, 2021

woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.

Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.

by corbre May 5, 2018